Wife: Before we talk about the chicken, may I know why are you looking somewhere else when you are talking to me nowadays? You always look at me in the eyes sweetly when we were dating.
Husband: Don’t worry, I love you as always, in the office, I look at your picture on my desk.
Wife: But I am still alive at home. You can look at my picture all the time when I am dead.
Marriage is like a graveyard...
before we are dead,
sometimes we feel like we are already 6 feet under.
Husband: Ok honey, points taken. What about the chicken?
Wife: Oh, because it has not crossed the road yet.
In order not to be buried alive, we need to have sense of humour all the time to keep ourselves entertained and sane, otherwise we will be as dead as a roast chicken.
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